Two Limericks by Miss Little Ears

In the jungle lived a Wozamboodle
Who always ate Apple Strudel
He ate so much
For dinner and lunch
He turned into a big fat noodle

There once was a dragon called Mugglewump
Who was a big mean sour-faced grump
He loved to eat tables
And straw from stables
It gave him a big pointy lump!