Two Limericks by Mr. Wolf

There once was a monster named Snoozey McGooze
Who lived on a hill and slept in his shoes
It was so cozy
it warmed his nosy
He slept and slept with a snooze!

There once was a man named good Mr. Chirp
Who lived on the top of Mount Didly Durp
He drank so much fizzy
It made him quite dizzy
He let it all out with a burp!